Somebody tipped Phil off as to his starring role in my journal. He read the articles, got pissed, laughed a bit, got pissed some more, then passed it along to his friends. Some of them laughed at the journals. Some of them called me an asshole.
For now, Phil's Ills must be put on hold. I will, per Phil's pleading request (and to avoid another unfounded Bible-thumping), be pulling the column. Rest assured, more amusing and tragic writings will be coming, but of another variety—the kind that won't make Phil keep me up until four in the A.M. with a face-kicking list of transgressions.
Before I leave the subject at hand, let me paraph